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buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

“I’ve been hurt so bad and I still love so hard. I admire my heart for that.”
Alexandra Elle, Words from a Wanderer (via silentious)

denchgang:

hello ladies i googled feminism please sleep with me


After nearly a decade together, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have finally tied the knot. The couple had been engaged since 2012. The marriage announcement came succinctly in a 140-character tweet from the AP: “Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were married Saturday in France, says a spokesman for the couple.” The wedding was reportedly a private, nondenominational civil ceremony that took place at a small chapel in Correns, France’s Chateau Miraval, the AP reports. Hollywood’s most famous couple has been together since 2005 and are the parents of six children, each of whom took part in the wedding. (x)

After nearly a decade together, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have finally tied the knot. The couple had been engaged since 2012. The marriage announcement came succinctly in a 140-character tweet from the AP: “Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were married Saturday in France, says a spokesman for the couple.” The wedding was reportedly a private, nondenominational civil ceremony that took place at a small chapel in Correns, France’s Chateau Miraval, the AP reports. Hollywood’s most famous couple has been together since 2005 and are the parents of six children, each of whom took part in the wedding. (x)

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

  1. Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  2. Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
  3. Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  4. Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  5. Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  6. Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  7. Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  8. Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  9. Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  10. Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
  11. Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  12. Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites
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